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Josephine

Josephine

To the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton

Kilfenora was full of Dubs,
Starved of food and starved of love,
But one of these Queen’s they could provide,

The loveliest girl they did produce,
Conor’s angel and our muse,
No other club can boast of such a ride,

Josephine, Josephine, Josephine, Josephine,
Some say that she is really a man,
Josephine, Josephine, Josephine, Josephine,
But she’s so lovely that we don’t really gives a damn,

Once finally Queen’s had dressed her,
Our happy couple were wed by Eszter,
Love had truly bloomed in rock and fossil,

And on that sunny Easter day,
Josephine and Conor did run away,
They ran far away from the cavers’ hostel,

Josephine, Josephine, Josephine, Josephine,
Some say that she is really a man,
Josephine, Josephine, Josephine, Josephine,
But she’s so lovely that we don’t really gives a damn,

Late that night she fell to bed,
Her black locks stripped from her lovely head,
And Conor fondly watched her slumber on,

And now all her faithful Dublin men,
Long for the day that she returns again,
And that’s why QUB is No. 1.

crippled caver seen in city centre

crippled caver seen in city centre

Once upon a time there was a prince who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day he discovered a spot on his face, 3 years later he died of gangrene. The spot however flourished and went on to set up numerous families in numerous continents. A foot then fell down and went splughaht.
A man naked behind a desk in the woods, specifically John cleese. Was wearing a tie around his neck, dead camely he looked at the camera and said ” now for something different ”

A caver has been spotted singing, they see me rollin they hatin, patrolling, trying to catch me driving drunk. From the comfy seat of their wheelchair. The culprit is thought to be lacking in hair and have a love of dogging.

Any one who has more information on this event is asked to come forward and help identify the individual.